Winnie Bago’s Thrashed Undercarriage

This here's the ballad of Winnie Bago's Thrashed Undercarriage
No worries Hoss, ain't about gay marriage
It's about this cowboy called Doug Graff and his alter ego
Hot little drag queen name o' Winnie Bago

Winnie jumped a big ‘un in the Wild Drag Race
With no buckin' clue of her coming fate
Slipped out of her negligee to ride another steer
Now I promise I'm straight, but that's when things went queer

Doug strapped his legs ‘round that velvet meat engine
They opened up the gate and it bucked him with a vengeance
Doug heard a "crack" though I didn't ‘cause my mic went dead
Didn't hear from that buckaroo again till his hospital bed
Course there was rumors as there always is
And some was sayin' Doug tore his pancreas
But that was bull deep as in them stalls
Ole Doug had snapped his pelvis right up there behind his...

It's about a cowpoke's thrashed undercarriage
Hot little drag queen name o' Winnie Bago
It's about a velvet meat engine and the thrashed undercarriage
Of a hot little drag queen name o' Winnie Bago

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